Q: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A: A Candy Baa.
Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody
cow?
A: An animal that's
in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.
Q: What do you call a sheep with a machine gun?
A: A b-aa-aa-aa-d
situation.
Q: How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A: Merry Christmas to Ewe!
Q: How many sheep does it take to knit a sweater?
A: Don't be silly - sheep can't knit!
Q: What animal sounds like a sheep but isn't?
A: A baaaa-boon!
Q: What do you call a dancing sheep?
A: A baa-lerina!
Q: What do you call a sheep that is always quiet?
A: A shhhheep!
Q: Where did the sheep get a haircut?
A: The baa-baa shop!
Q: Where do sheeps take a bath?
A: In a baaaa-th tub!
Q: Why are sheep baaaaaad drivers?
A: They always make
illegal ewe turns.
Q: Where do sheep go on vacation?
A: To the
baaaaaahamas.
Q: Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?
A: He was a
baaaaaaaaad driver.
Q: what is a sheep's favourite food?
A: chocolate baar.
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